Poopie list!

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Poopie list!
Ghost poopie: the kind where you feel the poop come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet
•clean poopie: the kind where you poop it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
•wet poopie: the kind where you wipe your butt 50 times & it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt & your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.
•second wave poopie: this happens when your done pooping & you've pulled your pants up to your knees, & realize that you have to poop some more.
•pop a vein in your forehead poopie: the kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
•lincoln long poopie: the kind of poop that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
•gassy poopie: its noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling
•drinkers poopie: the kind of poop you have in the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
•corn poopie: self explanatory.
•gee I wish I could poop: the kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
•spinal tap poopie: that's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
•wet cheeks poopie (the power dump): the kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
•the dangling poopie: this poop refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope a shake or two will cut it loose.
•surprise poopie: you're not even at the toilet because you are sure are about to fart but *oops* a poop!